charlamagnethagod:

I asked myself out and I said no

(Source: sidnugget, via laughcentre)

nightlifemingus:

• are dinosaurs sick as hell? yea
• were you there? yea
• did u see the dinos? yea
• was it sick as hell? oh yea

(via laughcentre)

murphels:

uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality

THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR

(via laughcentre)

ep1c:

ep1c:

shine bright like a dolphin

(via zombiemurdera)

ursorum:

im trying not to judge books by their covers 

but

(via pizza)